inobligality:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

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unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

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strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

(via cayyyley)

tennants-hair:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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calmly

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

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dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

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unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

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jimdoesntcarrey:

*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny

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pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

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dulect:

when you’re sitting alone in class

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heylookitsabbey:

Well dan…there was a significant ad to your vid…

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